A Partial List of Things I'll Never Understand

1. German

2. Why the French spend so much time growing expanses of grass to look at, but not use.  Granted, I'm allergic to grass, so I wouldn't plan to roll around on the stuff, but the ubiquitous "Keep yer smelly feet off the greenery, punk" signs amuse me.

3. Why it's not okay to walk your dog on the grass, but it's a terrific idea to let Pierre crap on the sidewalk and leave it there.

 

 4. Why it's permissible to open packages of water and soda to pull out the two or three bottles you want. I still feel like a security guard is going to grab me by the shoulder and haul me away when I do this!

5. Why this counts as an expansive living room

. 6. Why this picture is flipped.  But the point was to make snarky comment about the tiny fridge. 

7. Why you would place a clothes drying rack on top of the revolting, smelly garbage chute (positioned right next to the oven, stove and microwave, mind you).

7. If this is protesting something or just being funny.  But I love it either way!

8. German.  Did I already say that?  Right.  I stole it from Howie Mandel, back when he was funny.